Eye Twitch Errand

Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms.

- I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms.

- Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?