Gates To Heaven

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:

- Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh. Father Goodwim came to me and told me that I had the gates to Heaven here between my legs. Then he said that he had the key to Heaven, and he put it in the gates.

- BASTARD! - cried the Mother Superior.

- For years he told me it was Gabriel's trumpet and I have been blowing it.