The Pope Takes A Walk

One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.

He slips out the rear door of the Vatican and is walking through the back alleys of Rome when he sees a ten-year-old boy smoking a cigarette. The Pope gently says to him:

- Young man, you're much too young to smoke!

The kid looks up at the Pope and says:

- Fuck you!

The Pope is completely taken aback.

- What? - he says.

- You say that to me, the Pontiff, the Vicar of Christ, the head of the Roman Catholic Church? I am the spiritual leader for millions of people, young man, the representative of God, and you dare to say that to me? No, no, no, kid, fuck YOU!