A Fine Sermon

Guest

Joke

A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressed with the preacher's sermon he stopped on the way out to shake his hand.

- Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a DAMNED fine sermon.

The preacher says:

- Why thank you sir, but we don't used profanity in the house of the Lord.

The man says:

- But preacher, that was the best DAMNED sermon I ever heard.

The preacher says again:

- sir I must be blunt, DO NOT use curse words in the Lords house again.

The man says:

- Well I was so impressed with your sermon that I placed $1000 dollars in the collection plate.