Convent Career Talk

The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up.

A twelve-year-old said:

- I want to be a prostitute.

The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When they revived her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped:

- What did you say?

The young girl shrugged:

- I said I want to be a prostitute.

- A prostitute! - the Mother Superior said.

- Oh, praise sweet Jesus! And I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant.