God Will Save Me

The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the river was rising. One door they came to, the man said:

- GOD will save me.

The river continued to rise and he was forced to move everything to the second floor of his house. A man in a boat came by and offered to save him. Again he said:

- GOD will save me.

Pretty soon the second story was flooded and he was forced to get on the roof of his house. A helicopter came by and tried to save him and yet again he said:

- GOD will save me.

It wasn't long before the house was completely covered and the man died and went to heaven. He confronted God with:

- Why didn't you save me, GOD?

And God said:

- I sent you the police, a boat and a helicopter. Why did you stay in the house?