Halloween Costume Party

One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there characters were.

When one couple arrived he announced:

- Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

As the next couple arrived he announced:

- Tarzan and Jane

and so on as each guest arrived.

Later in the evening a man arrived dressed only in a pair of underpants but apart from that totally naked from head to toe.

- Who do you think you are? - demanded the doorman. Having ascertained that the man was indeed an invited guest from the local university CS department The doorman asked:

- How shall I announce you?

The man said:

- I'm premature ejaculation

- I'm very sorry sir - said the doorman in obvious shock.

- I cannot announce anything like that to such a gathering.

- O.K. - said the professor.

- Just say I came in my pants