Shoe Shopping

A man walks into a shoe store... ...and tries on a pair of shoes.

- How do they feel? - asks the sales clerk.

- Well ... they feel a bit tight. - replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the man's feet.

- Try pulling the tongue out. - offers the clerk.

- Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth. - He says.