Elephant And Sparrow

An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horsefly kept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.

It was far out of reach.

A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak.

- Oh, thank you! - said the elephant.

- My, pleasure ma'am. - said the sparrow.

- Listen, Mr. Sparrow, if there's anything I can ever do for you, don't hesitate to ask.

The sparrow said:

- Well, all my life I wondered how it would feel to fuck an elephant.

- Be my guest! - said the elephant.

So the sparrow flew behind the elephant and started fucking. In the trees above, a monkey in the tree saw this and became very excited. He started to masturbate, shaking a coconut loose and it fell from the tree, hitting the elephant on the head.

- OUCH! - said the elephant.

Then sparrow looked over from behind and said:

- Am I hurting you, dear?