Tough Mice

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot and says:

- I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it's closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times.

And with that he slams another shot.

The second mouse slams down a shot and says:

- That's nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut 'em up, and snort 'em just for the fun of it.

And with that he slams another shot.

The third mouse slams down a shot, gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask:

- Where the hell are you going?

The third mouse stops and replies:

- I'm going home to fuck the cat.