Midnight Call To The Vet

A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang.

- Is this the vet? - asked an elderly lady's voice.

- Yes, it is - replied the vet.

- Is this an emergency?

- Well, sort of - said the elderly lady.

- There's a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about it?

There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied:

- Open the window and tell them they're wanted on the phone

- Really? - said the elderly lady.

- Will that will that stop them?

- Should do - said the vet.

- IT STOPPED ME!