Bear and Rabbit

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says:

- I will grant each of you three wishes.

The bear says:

- I wish all the bears in the forest were females. poof It's done.

The rabbit says:

- I wish for a motorcycle. poof It's done.

The bear says:

- I wish all the bears in this country were females. poof It's done.

The rabbit says:

- I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house. poof It's done.

The bear is thinking to himself:

- why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well.

- And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female. poof It's done.

The rabbit says:

- For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay.

And he rides off on his motorcycle.