Chicken Farmer Celebrates
NextA man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.
He turned to her and said:
- This is a special day, I'm celebrating.
- What a coincidence - said the woman.
- I'm celebrating, too. She clinked glasses with him and asked:
- What are you celebrating?
- I'm a chicken farmer - he replied.
- For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile.
- What a coincidence - the woman said.
- My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile? - she asked.
- I switched cocks - he replied.
- What a coincidence - she said.
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