Hypothetically and Realistically

A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically... so he asked his dad.

His dad said:

- Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000.

He went and asked and came back and said:

- She said yes.

- Well - said the dad. Go ask your sister the same question.

He did and came back and said:

- She said yes.

And the dad said:

- Now go ask your brother the same thing.

He did and came back and said:

- He said yes too!

And the dad said:

- Well hypothetically we're sitting on three million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 whores and a fag!