Marketing That Makes Sense

Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

- I'm fantastic in bed.

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

- He's fantastic in bed.

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say:

- Hi, I'm fantastic in bed.

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say:

- By the way, I'm fantastic in bed.

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:

- I hear you're fantastic in bed.

That's Brand Recognition.