Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said:

- OK, take off all your crose.

The woman did as she was told.

- Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said:

- OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.

So she did..

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said:

- Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.

Worried, the woman asked anxiously:

- Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?

Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied:

- Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look ed zachary like your ass.