Drinking Contest

3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The first woman said:

- I drove my car into a ditch.

The second woman said:

- I blew chunks.

The third woman said:

- I burned down my house.

After they all had told their stories, the third woman said:

- I guess I won,

and the second woman said:

- You don't understand, Chunks is my dog.