Scotsman At The Zoo

A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages

- An' whut animal would that be ? - he asked the keeper.

- Thats a moose from Canada - came the reply.

- A moose!! - exclaimed the Scotsman.

- Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over there !