Basketball Better Than Sex

TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...

10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY
11. YOU CAN SET IT UP OR GO FOR THE FASTBREAK
12. IF YOU NEED A BREAK, YOU CAN CALL A 20 SECOND TIMEOUT
13. THERE IS A COACH TELLING YOU WHEN TO "TAKE IT TO THE HOLE"
14. BEING DOUBLE-TEAMED IS COMMON
15. YOU CAN PASS IT OFF, SO YOUR BUDDY CAN SCORE
16. IF SCOUTS LIKE YOUR PERFORMANCE, YOU TURN PRO
17. YOU KNOW YOU ARE DONE WHEN THE HORN SOUNDS
18. YOU ALWAYS TRY TO SCORE WITHIN 24 SECONDS
19. THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE WITH A TOWEL TO CLEAN UP ANY WET SPOTS