Baseball Better Than Sex

TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...

10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
11. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST 4 TIMES A WEEK
12. YOU HAVE A COACH TO TELL YOU WHEN TO ADVANCE
13. WHEN YOU ARE TIRED, YOU ALWAYS GET RELIEVED
14. IF YOU STRIKE OUT ONCE, YOU STILL HAVE AT LEAST 2 MORE TIMES TO GET A HIT
15. UP TO 4 PEOPLE CAN SCORE AT ONCE
16. POP UPS ARE FREQUENT
17. 30,000 PEOPLE CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
18. AFTER 7 INNINGS, YOU GET TO STRETCH
19. YOU CAN GET A HOMERUN WITHOUT ANY FOREPLAY