Dead Hamster Diagnosis

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion.
The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head.

- There - says the vet.

- Your hamster is dead.

Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head.

- It's definitely dead sir - says the vet.

Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes:

- That will be L1000, please.

- A L1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead - fumes the man.

- Well - says the vet.

- There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan.