Postcard for the Wife

- And will there be anything else, sir? - the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.

- No thank you - the gentleman replied. - That will be all.

As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed.

- Anything for your wife? - he asked.

- Yeah! That's a good idea - the fellow said. - Please bring up a postcard.