Whose Phone Is This

A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it.

- Hi honey, - said the woman on the other end.

- Hi honey, - replied the man.

- I was just calling to tell you about this fur coat I found today. It's beautiful fox fur and I just love the way it looks on me. It's on sale too, a real bargain. It's down to $2000 from $4000. Can I get it?

The man thought about it for a sec and said:

- You're sure it's a good deal?

- Oh yes, - replied the woman.

- Okay then, I guess you can get it, - replied the man.

The woman continued:

- Oh, and you know how we've been thinking about getting rid of the Lexus and getting a new Jaguar? Well, I went to the dealership today and the guy gave me a real deal. He said he'd lower the price from $50,000 to $35,000 just for me. Can I get it?

The man thought a little harder and said:

- If you're sure it's a good deal, then yes, go ahead and get the Jaguar.

The woman continued again.

- Oh, one last thing, honey. Remember that house we saw last month that we really liked, but decided we'd wait and think about? Well, it's on the market again, so I checked the price. It's down to $450,000 and I checked with the bank and we have enough in the checking account so that I can just write a check. Should I get it?

The man got a frown on his face and said:

- See if you can get them down to $420,000. If they'll go down to that, go ahead and get it.

The woman was extremely excited.

- Okay honey, thank you so much! I'll see you when I get home! Bye!

- Bye, - said the man. He hung up the phone and looked at the other men in the locker room and said:

- Does anyone know whose phone this is?