Stranded On An Island

A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself:

- It's not a ship.

The speck gets a little closer and he thinks:

- It's not a boat.

The speck gets even closer and he thinks:

- It's not a raft.

Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says:

- How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?

- Ten years! - he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.

He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says:

- Man, oh man! Is that good!

Then she asked:

- How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?

He replies:

- Ten years!

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.

He takes a long swig and says:

- Wow, that's fantastic!

Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him:

- And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?

And the man replies:

- Wow! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!