Class Photo

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture:

- Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'

A small voice from the back of the room rang out:

- And there's the teacher; she's still old, nasty, and wrinkled