Genie and the Wall

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.

- I will give each of you one wish. That's three wishes total - said the genie.

The Canadian said:

- I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.

With a blink of the genie's eye, POOF the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Bin laden was amazed, so he said:

- I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state.

Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, POOF there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

George W. Bush said:

- I'm very curious, please tell me more about this wall.

The Genie explains:

- Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable.

George W. Bush says:

- Fill it with water.