Baptism Preparation

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly:

- Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?

- I think so - the man replied.

- My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests.

- I don't mean that - the priest responded.

- I mean, are you prepared spiritually?

- Oh, sure - came the reply.

- I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey.