Nun On The Green

A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf. Sarah misses a 3 foot putt and yells, "Goddamn it, missed the bugger!" and the nun says, "If you keep saying that then God will punish you." Next hole Sarah misses a 2 foot putt and says "Goddamn it, missed the bugger!" and the nun says, "ONE more time Sarah, and God will punish you!" Then Sarah misses a neoot putt and says "GOD DAMN IT!!! MISSED THE BUGGER!"
Suddenly clouds form overhead. God comes down from Heaven and strikes the nun dead with a bolt of thunder.

God says, "Goddamn it! Missed the bugger!"