Nun On The Green

Guest

Joke

A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf. Sarah misses a 3 foot putt and yells:

- Goddamn it, missed the bugger!

and the nun says:

- If you keep saying that then God will punish you.

Next hole Sarah misses a 2 foot putt and says:

- Goddamn it, missed the bugger!

and the nun says:

- ONE more time Sarah, and God will punish you!

Then Sarah misses a neoot putt and says:

- GOD DAMN IT!!! MISSED THE BUGGER!

Suddenly clouds form overhead. God comes down from Heaven and strikes the nun dead with a bolt of thunder.