At the Pearly Gates
Next3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctor at the pearly gates. The police man walks up 2 saint peter and says "I have put criminals away and stopped many crimes like murder, can I get into heaven?"
- Saint Peter: um sorry we're sorta having a party so no
The doctor walks up 2 saint peter and says "I have saved many lives and helped people feel better, can I get into heaven?"
- Saint Peter: nope we're kinda busy right now
The lawyer walks up and says "I've sued many people, can I get into heaven?"
- Saint Peter: sure come on in! join the party!
The police man and the doctor walk up to saint peter and ask "why'd he get in and not us?"
- Saint Peter: we dont get many of his kind around here.
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