Rooms By Religion

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks:

- Religion?

The man says:

- Methodist.

St. Peter looks down his list, and says:

- Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven.

- Religion?

- Baptist.

- Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.

A third man arrives at the gates.

- Religion?

- Jewish.

- Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.

The man says:

- I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?

St. Peter tells him:

- Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.