The Godfather

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.

The Godfather asked the accountant:

- Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?

The accountant didn't answer.

The Godfather asked again:

- Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?

The attorney interrupted:

- Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you.

The Godfather said:

- Well, ask him where the @#!* money is.

The attorney, using sign language, asked the accountant where the three million dollars was.

The accountant signed back:

- I don't know what you're talking about.

The attorney interpreted to the Godfather:

- He doesn't know what you're talking about.

The Godfather pulled out a pistol, put it to the temple of the accountant, cocked the trigger and said:

- Ask him again where the @#!* money is!

The attorney signed to the accountant:

- He wants to know where it is!

The accountant signed back:

- Okay! Okay! The money's hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!

The Godfather asked:

- Well, what did he say?

The attorney interpreted to the Godfather:

- He said that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.