My Beeeeemer

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

- Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!! - he whined.

- You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!! - retorted the officer.

- You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!

- Oh no! - replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.

- Where's my Rolex???!!!