The Drunken Wino

The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.

A cop pulled up and said:

- I've got to take you in, sir. You're obviously drunk

The wasted wino asked:

- Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?

- Yeah, buddy, I'm sure - said the copper.

- Let's go.

Obviously relieved, the wino said:

- That's a relief - I thought I was a cripple.