Juggler Pulled Over

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

- What are those knives doing in your car? - asked the officer.

- I juggle them in my act.

- Oh yeah? - says the cop.

- Let's see you do it. So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.

A guy driving by sees this and says:

- Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!