Safe Driver Award

John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer:

- Is there a problem, Officer?

- No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?

John thought for a minute and said:

- Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license.

Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman:

- Oh, don't pay attention to him -- he's just a wise guy when he's drunk and stoned.

Brian from the back seat said:

- I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said:

- Are we over the border yet?