Wrong Number

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

- Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'? - she asked.

- Well, no - answered the puzzled homeowner.

- But I have a wife and eleven children.

- Is that a record? - she inquired.

- I don't think so, but it's as close as I want to get - replied the man.