Made in Canada

President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency:

- Our largest condom factory has exploded! - the American President cried.

- My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!

- Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'help you - replied the Prime Minister.

- I do need your help - said Clinton.

- Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?

- Certainment! I get right on it! - said Chretien.

- Oh, and one more small favor, please? - said Clinton.

- Oui?

- Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color, at least 10" long and 4" in diameter? - said Clinton.

- No problem - replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan Condoms.

- I need a favor, you got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send 'dem to Hamerica.

- Consider it done - said the President of Trojan.

- Great! Now listen, dey hab to be bleu, blanc et rouge in colour; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter.

- Easily done. Anything else?

- Yah - said the Prime Minister.

- an' print 'MADE IN CANADA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one.