Speeding Elderly Couple

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said:

- Ma'am did you know you were speeding?

The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked:

- What did he say?

The old man yelled:

- He says you were speeding!

The patrolman said:

- May I see your license?

The woman turned to her husband once again and asked:

- What did he say?

The old man yelled:

- He wants to see your license!

The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman then said:

- I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen.

The woman turned to her husband and asked:

- What did he say?

The old man yells:

- He said he thinks he knows you!