Father Murphy's Question

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met:

- Do you want to go to heaven?

The Marine said:

- I do Father.

The priest said:

- Leave this pub right now!

He then approached a second Marine:

- Do you want to got to heaven?

- Certainly, Father - was the Marine's reply.

- Then leave this den of Satan! - said the priest.

Father Murphy then walked up to an old SgtMaj and asked:

- Do you want to go to heaven?

The SgtMaj replied:

- No, I don't Father.

The priest looked him right in the eye and said:

- You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?

The SgtMaj smiled:

- Oh, when I die! Why...yes Father. Shit, I thought you were getting a working party together to go right now!