Monsters Under The Bed

Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep.

Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something different.

A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful.

- Doc! - Joe says.

- It's amazing! I'm cured!

- That's great news! - the psychoanalyst says.

- you seem to be doing much better. How?

- I went to see another doctor - Joe says enthusiastically.

- and he cured me in just ONE session!

- One?! - the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.

- Yeah - continues Joe.

- my new doctor is a behaviorist.

- A behaviorist? - the psychoanalyst asks.

- How did he cure you in one session?

- Oh, easy - says Joe.

- He told me to cut the legs off of my bed.