The Jilted Drinker

The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.

- Elliot, - she said, pointing - do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?

The husband looked over and nodded.

- Well, - the woman continued, - he's been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!

The husband returned to his meal.

- Nonsense, - he said, - even that's not worth so much celebrating!