The Henpecked Husband

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.

- You don't have to let your wife bully you, - he said.

- Go home and show her you're the boss.

The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled:

- From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?

- I certainly do, - said his wife calmly.

- the undertaker.