Lawyer in a Car Wreck

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.

- NOOO! - he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling:

- MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!! - he exclaimed.

- You're a lawyer aren't you? - asked the policeman.

- Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?! - the lawyer asked.

- HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you? - the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed:

- MY ROLEX!