Thin Michael Hogan

Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan.

- Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die.

- Shure, an' why would he be dyin'? - asked the other.

- Ah, he's gotten so thin. You're thin enough, and I'm thin -- but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinner than both of us put together.