Pirate In A Bar

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape.

He asked the pirate:

- How did you loose your leg?

The pirate responded:

- I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!

His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked:

- What about you hand. Did you lose it at the same time?

- No - answered the pirate.

- I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys.

Finally, the land-lubber asked:

- I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you lose your eye?

The pirate answered:

- I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in me eye.

The land-lubber asked:

- How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?

The pirate snapped:

- It was the day after I got me hook.