Pinocchio's Problem

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend:

- Every time we make love - she said.

- I get splinters.

So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice:

- Sandpaper - said the carpenter.

- That's what you need.

So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again:

- How are you getting on with the girls now? - he asked.

- Who needs girls? - said Pinocchio.