Presidential Hogs

The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said:

- Nice pigs, sir.

The president replied:

- These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Hillary and I got one for Chelsea.

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied:

- Nice trade, sir.