Morning Flagpole

A man goes to the doctor and says:

- Doc, you have to help me!

The doctor asks:

- What's your problem?

The guy says:

- Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'...give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work. Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I go into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office girls. At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good boning. For afternoon tea, I give the boss's wife a good servicing.

- Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night, I give the wife another screw.......

- So...???? - asked the doctor.

- What's your problem???

The guy says:

- Well, it hurts when I masturbate!