Anything You Can Do

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air:

- Anything you can do, I can do better.

The veteran bomber pilot answered:

- Try this hot-shot.

The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.

Perplexed, the hotdog asked:

- So? What did you do?

- I just shut down two engines, kid.