Punk On A Bus

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.

He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up with red, green, & yellow with feathers. The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man:

- Hey, old man, what are you lookin' at, eh? Didn't you do anything strange when you were a teenager?

- Well, yeah - the old man answered. Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son.